“Trade ya my phone for it.” — someone who didn’t get laughed into oblivion, for some reason
The 6 Most Amazing Things Ever Traded For Pointless Crap
#5. A Teenager Traded a Free Cell Phone for a Porsche
For 17-year-old Steven Ortiz, bartering on Craigslist was a chance to transform his useless crap into gold. After a friend gave him a ratty old cell phone, Ortiz immediately hit the site in search of something better. That “something better” ended up being a Porsche — the chariot that mid-life crises ride into battle. Of course, Ortiz didn’t just luck onto a victim of recent head trauma and swap a phone for a supercar in one shot. No, he traded for two straight years to do that. Amazingly, he found a taker for the old phone. Somebody had a better phone, but was willing to downgrade for unspecified reasons. Irony points, most likely.