noelfrost:

prinnyemperor:

in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern

False, it’s actually:

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cracked:

“Trade ya my phone for it.” — someone who didn’t get laughed into oblivion, for some reason
The 6 Most Amazing Things Ever Traded For Pointless Crap

#5. A Teenager Traded a Free Cell Phone for a Porsche
For 17-year-old Steven Ortiz, bartering on Craigslist was a chance to transform his useless crap into gold. After a friend gave him a ratty old cell phone, Ortiz immediately hit the site in search of something better. That “something better” ended up being a Porsche — the chariot that mid-life crises ride into battle. Of course, Ortiz didn’t just luck onto a victim of recent head trauma and swap a phone for a supercar in one shot. No, he traded for two straight years to do that. Amazingly, he found a taker for the old phone. Somebody had a better phone, but was willing to downgrade for unspecified reasons. Irony points, most likely.

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cracked:

“Trade ya my phone for it.” — someone who didn’t get laughed into oblivion, for some reason

The 6 Most Amazing Things Ever Traded For Pointless Crap

#5. A Teenager Traded a Free Cell Phone for a Porsche

For 17-year-old Steven Ortiz, bartering on Craigslist was a chance to transform his useless crap into gold. After a friend gave him a ratty old cell phone, Ortiz immediately hit the site in search of something better. That “something better” ended up being a Porsche — the chariot that mid-life crises ride into battle. Of course, Ortiz didn’t just luck onto a victim of recent head trauma and swap a phone for a supercar in one shot. No, he traded for two straight years to do that. Amazingly, he found a taker for the old phone. Somebody had a better phone, but was willing to downgrade for unspecified reasons. Irony points, most likely.

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awwww-cute:

Our new corgi pup, Gigi

awwww-cute:

Our new corgi pup, Gigi

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omgbuglen:

Tragedies of life

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A classic.

A classic.

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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